the sexual tension between me and no one
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
F is for friends who don’t talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry
i wonder if my first follower still follows me
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”