nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

snapchatting:

if you listen closely you can hear all the plants and bugs talking shit about you

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

rnonferno:

i have limited ability to pick up on social cues so im sorry if you say i love you and i say thank you or if you ask me what time it is and i say hello or if you say a joke and i just smile at you im just very confused and trying my hardest

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

image

one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

unclefather:

I love the people who say “Easter isn’t about candy” Because then why do I have so much

prospitian:

notverylikely dazeyearsmonths

prospitian:

notverylikely dazeyearsmonths

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

snarg:

i am a walking 404 error 

screamingdonkey:

10/10 would read. 

screamingdonkey:

10/10 would read. 

lilbunnygirl:

someone on the street: hoe

me: *turn around*