lubricates:

the sexual tension between me and no one

vegayta:

now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch

unruhen:

me comforting others

there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

sizvideos:

Video

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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selectables:

F is for friends who don’t talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

donnacabonna:

i wonder if my first follower still follows me

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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