viserystargarayen:

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this is what i like to see

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

scoobandshagtalk:

like dont be a dick scoob

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

  • big foot: im real
  • ppl: we thought u were a myth
  • big foot: u were myth-taken

meladoodle:

forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy