paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

sorry:

I am very angry for not being born with the ability to sing or draw.

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

theserenesupreme:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

Finally

fstw:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

God is dead and we killed him

fstw:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

Tomorrow the Trailer Arrives! #FiftyShades

God is dead and we killed him

jesuschristvevo:

water

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earth

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fire

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air

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avatar shakira masters the four elements and bridges the gap between the latin world and the english speaking world while slaying all basic mayo skinned pop hoes with her hips

When spot your friend hanging out with your enemy 

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andrewbelami:

me on my death bed

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

jenniferrpovey:

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

I am glad I am not the only person who does that.

wwjdwtbfb

michaxl:

what would jesus do with that big fat butt