• Me: *puts on Amulet of Mara*
  • Everyone: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

slapdancing:

poodlepunk:

both of my legs are asleep

Draw dicks on them

hellbunnyshutch:

Reblogging because this actually is a thing that should concern more people. 

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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daftlypunk:

when a character you didn’t like dies

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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

phoenixwrong:

this looks fu-

sweet pissing jesus

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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drunkwarrior:

I HATE PEOPLE THAT ARE OUT OF MY LEAGUE